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Friederike Rentzsch
17 August 2012
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Nerone
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Poppea
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Ottavia
After all we've been through?
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Nerone
Let me count the f*cks I give.
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Ottone
Join the army, they said. It is going to be fun, they said. Oh, and honorable. You know what, I'll tell you what you can do with your honour.
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Drusilla
Forget that bitch. Or hey, yet better, why not just kill her?
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Ottone
Sounds like a plan.
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Severus
You realize I'm in your friends list?
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Drusilla
Let's talk about that: Why is he in your friends list to start with?
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Ottone
It's complicated.
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Severus
Actually it's rather simple, tbh.
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Ottone
It is, well, somehow. No. Love, I'll explain to you on Skype ... It was cold, we were drunk, and ... Skype.
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Drusilla
I don't care about your sluts in the army.
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Severus
Just because I never asked him to kill someone beforehand I'm a slut now?
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Drusilla
That's romantic!
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Severus
Oh, please ... PLUS I never asked him to dress up as a girl!
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Drusilla
That's a clever plan!
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Severus
I have no words.
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