• Mother Earth is in a relationship with Father Sky.
    Before the Beginning of Time ·
    • Everyone likes this.
  • Gitche Manitou
    Just made Turtle Island. Nbd or anything!
    Beginning of Time ·
    • Nanabozho and Everyone Else likes this.
      • God
        God Um, whatcha doing?
        Beginning of Time
      • Nanabozho
        Nanabozho That's wicked!
        Beginning of Time
      • Gitche Manitou
        Gitche Manitou God: Beating you to be punch haha lol Nanabozho: I know right! Actually, can I ask a favour of you?
        Beginning of Time
      • Nanabozho
        Nanabozho Sure thing bro
        Beginning of Time
      • Gitche Manitou
        Gitche Manitou I need someone to look after the world. You know, teach the people all that they need to know. Can you do that?
        Beginning of Time
      • Nanabozho
        Nanabozho YEAH!!!!!!
        Beginning of Time
      • God
        God .... -.-
        Beginning of Time
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Gitche Manitou likes making people from clay.
  • Gitche Manitou
    Some pics of the place I just made.
    Akki and Turtle Island
    Akki and Turtle Island
    Beginning of Time ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Nanabozho likes Doing Nothing Like a Boss.
  • Napi
    Creating the world was a lot of work. *in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* "I'll be back!"
    Beginning of Time ·
    • Gitche Manitou likes this.
      • Gitche Manitou
        Gitche Manitou Where ya going?
        Beginning of Time
      • Napi
        Napi Just off to the mountains for some r'n'r.
        Beginning of Time
      • Natos
        Natos Don't worry, I got this.
        Beginning of Time
      • God
        God Seriously, what are you guys doing? This is MY thing!
        Beginning of Time
      • Natos
        Natos ^what a buzzkill
        Beginning of Time
      • 5th Graders
        5th Graders We do not remember learning this in Social Studies!
        Yesterday
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Nanabozho likes Playing Tricks on People.
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Nanabozho attended Party Like You Have No Responsibilities. ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Amotken attended Creation of Heaven, Earth and Underworld. ·
  • Gitche Manitou
    If people aren't going to keep the Earth the way I made it, I will end this thing right now! (Looking at you Nanabozho)
    A Little After the Beginning of Time ·
      • Nanabozho
        Nanabozho You wouldn't!
        A Little After the Beginning of Time
      • God
        God Now this is getting good. hehe
        6 hours ago
      • Scientists
        Scientists Yeah, um... the First Nations technically crossed the Bering Strait from Russia, so really, they're just Russians. I don't know what you people are up to, but I just want you to know that it's wrong.
        1600
      • Amotken
        Amotken ^ lol Oh really?
        1600
      • Gitche Manitou
        Gitche Manitou lol
        1600
      • Napi
        Napi lol
        1600
      • Nanabozho
        Nanabozho Scientists are a hoot!
        1600
      • First Nations
        First Nations LOL!!!!!
        1600
  • Mother Earth
    This is starting to feel like a sausage fest.
    A Little After the Beginning of Time ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    First Nations attended Seminar on Hunting and Gathering. ·
  • Nomadic Tribes of First Nations
    I love this migrating thing! It's like buying a new house every couple of months. The scenery is always changing. Booyah!
    15,000 BC ·
  • First Nations
    I could get used to this big game hunting thing. Mastodons are de-lish!
    7000 BC ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Plains First Nations attended 5000 BC's Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump!. ·
  • Iroquois
    ATTN: has anyone tried farming? There could be some merit to this.
    1000 BC ·
    • First Nations likes this.
      • First Nations
        First Nations No, but I think a lot of us should look into this.
        1000 BC
      • Nomadic Tribes of First Nations
        Nomadic Tribes of First Nations Boo, that would totally conflict with the 'always moving' thing that we have going on.
        1000 BC
      • Iroquois
        Iroquois Yeah, I guess so. We've been doing some slash-and-burn farming, and it's been working great!
        1000 BC
      • Conservatives
        Conservatives So much for being model environmentalists! Cutting down forests for farming is, like, the worst thing ever!
        1 month ago
      • Scientists
        Scientists Technically what they were doing was okay for the environment because it was on a small scale and not as rampant as it is now. There is actually value to burning down portions of a forest.
        1 month ago
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Chinese is now friends with Northwest Coast First Nations. ·
  • Northwest Coast First Nations
    Just met some cool cats from a place called China!
    500 BC ·
    • Chinese likes this.
      • Chinese
        Chinese Hey buddy! How are you doing? I wonder if anyone will remember or believe that we actually met?
        500 BC
      • 5th Graders
        5th Graders Nope
        Yesterday
      • Scientists
        Scientists Maybe
        Yesterday
  • Leif Erikson
    Just discovered an uninhabited land which I will name Vinland!
    999 ·
    • Vikings likes this.
      • First Nations
        First Nations Nah bro, it's pretty inhabited
        999
      • Vikings
        Vikings Well at least we were the first to find it!
        999
      • Chinese
        Chinese Um, well actually we were.
        999
      • Scientists
        Scientists You don't count. We can't be certain if that really happened.
        1960
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Leif Erikson is now friends with Local Newfoundlander First Nations. ·
  • Leif Erikson
    Kickin' it old school in Vinland, but going to have to head back soon.
    1000 ·
    • Vikings likes this.
      • Vikings
        Vikings Yeah! We need to write some sagas about this.
        1000
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Leif Erikson attended Viking Goodbye Party!. ·
  • First Nations
    I wonder if we shall receive more visits from those strange Europeans. They weren't too bad.
    1000 ·
  • John Cabot
    John Cabot is in the house!
    1497 ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Jacques Cartier is now friends with Mi'kmaq. ·
  • France
    You know what is awesome? North America. Time to conquer all of it.
    1600s ·
      • Britain
        Britain Over our dead body!
        1600s
      • France
        France That can be arranged!
        1600s
      • Britain
        Britain We found it first!
        1600s
      • Vikings
        Vikings Bitch please. We did!
        1600s
      • Chinese
        Chinese Excuse me? NO, we did!
        1600s
      • First Nations
        First Nations Still here you guys... -.-
        1600s
  • First Nations
    Wouldn't it be nice if we were recognized as owning North America first?
    1740 ·
  • Britain
    I don't think we really need these Acadians here anymore.
    1755 ·
      • Acadians
        Acadians Excuse me? This is our home!
        1755
      • Britain
        Britain Yeah... you have to go. Bye!
        1755
      • Britain
        Britain You're just French descendants after all. It's not like you're Indian or anything.
        1755
      • First Nations
        First Nations THANK YOU!
        1755
      • Britain
        Britain Yeah, you have to go too.
        1755
  • First Nations
    Where did the Mohicans go?
    1757 ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    King George III attended Let's All Get Along in Halifax. ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Britain is now friends with First Nations. ·
  • King George III
    My Royal Proclamation for the day is that any of the Canadian Territory that has not been purchased by the British Crown shall be used by the Indians as their hunting and fishing grounds.
    1763 ·
  • Nanabozho
    Just killed Paul Bunyan with a walleye to save our forests. Raise the roof. Woot! Woot!
    1800s ·
  • Upper Canada is in a relationship with Lower Canada.
    1841 ·
  • Moses Perley
    I think we should resurvey the Indians in New Brunswick. I am highly skeptical of the numbers and land parcels that they have.
    1841 ·
  • Canadian Government
    Just became our own country! Check it out.
    Oh Canada
    Oh Canada
    1867 ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    5th Parliament of the Province of Canada attended Gradual Civilization Act After Party!. ·
  • Canadian Government
    You know, as I reread the Gradual Civilization Act and the Gradual Enfranchisement Act, I think a great idea would be to make some residential schools! Such a good idea!
    1869 ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Canadian Government likes Day Schools.
  • Canadian Government
    So we're going to introduce this concept of 'Indian' and 'non-Indian.'
    1876 ·
      • First Nations
        First Nations Why and, more importantly, how are you going to figure that out?
        1876
      • Canadian Government
        Canadian Government a. to regulate how many of you there are and to ensure that only the real ones are Indian! b.any Indian who gets enfranchised or any female Indian who marries a non-Indian looses their status.
        1876
      • Mother Earth
        Mother Earth This really doesn't jive with the matrilineal cultures of the First Nations. You should rethink this.
        1876
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    First Nations attended WWI. ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    First Nations attended WWII. ·
  • First Nations
    Been through two World Wars, but still no right to vote.
    1945 ·
    • Women likes this.
  • Stephen Harper
    We're so sorry. "Today, we recognize that this policy of assimilation was wrong, has caused great harm, and has no place in our country," Would it help if we made your title more politically correct?
    2008 ·
    • Conservatives likes this.
      • First Nations
        First Nations Not really...
        2008
      • Stephen Harper
        Stephen Harper Eh, we'll do it anyways. It feels better for me, and after all, this is more about our white guilt than it is about you.
        2008
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    61 First Nations attended Declaration Against Enbridge Northern. ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Canadian Government likes making over 20 changes to the Indian Act.
  • First Nations
    This video should be made: "S*** Indians Never Say!" We could start with, "You know what I miss? The residential school system!" Blast and a half.
    2012 ·

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