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30 December 2016
Ye kaisi team de di hai yaar.. kabhi 400 banate hai kabhi 2 session nahi khel paate. Ya Allah Retire karwade.
6 hours ago
Pakistani people breaking TVs
Thoda rukk jao.. Retirement pension aur Old Age pension saath mai milega.
Retirement felt betrayed
^Tu retirement ki baat mat kar.. Mujhe zindagi mai 23 baar fever hua hai.. Bass tere retirement se 1 jyada.
Retirement wiped tears
I wasn't playing, who triggered the collpase misbah?
Shahzad likes this
^Ye Pakistan team hai beta, Isme Fast Bowlers aur Collapse bohot jaldi aate hai. Aur Tu rehta to Hum sayad 26 runs aur 2 innings se haarte.
Collapse collapsed laughing on this
Contenders for number 1 failed to draw a half washed out test. Even Crime Master GOGO can bat 1 session alone, if Mark wala Teja bowls to him.
Amar and Prem likes this
Thank you BCCI for not playing with Pakistan, I don't want Ashwin to get free wickets anymore. I am the best! I am the best!!! I am the Best!!!
Guys on chorus "Yes you are best"
Everyone should respect Pakistan team, they managed to lose an almost washed out test match without Shahzad, Akmal and Afridi.
6 hours ago
Sorry Pakistan, i changed your coach's batting tips book with mine. Sorry for the collapse.
Coach cried on this, Kambli joined him
^Oh that's why i thought am not able to score in the 2nd innings despite following the coach's batting tips. Tu tha BC! Ruk wahi.
Azhar runs with the bat
Misbah what happened to your Biceps. Bohot patle lag rahe hai? Push-ups chhod diya?
Salman likes this
^ Haan Bhaijaan, Push-ups chhod diye.. Gym mai AB DUMBLE HOGA.
Aamir Khan Dangal's screening and cried
Itna buzdil kaptaan maine Pakistan ki history mai nahi dekha.. mai kheta hu wapis aao.. lekin kuch le ke to wapis aao.. Maine ek suitcase karidena bola tha wo bhi nahi bhijwaya? Mujhe bahir jana tha:(
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