• Hamlet
    Finals next week. Goodbye sleep, hello cram sessions!
    6 hours ago ·
  • Hamlet
    So... I just got a letter from my mom... Apparently, while he was sleeping in the garden, my farther, King Hamlet, was bitten by a snake. He died before help could arrive. I'm going home to mourn him.
    6 hours ago ·
      • Horatio
        Horatio Look, man, I'm here for you. I'll head back with you since I need to pay my respects, too.
        6 hours ago
  • Gertrude
    My late husband will be missed, but, since these things do happen, I will be moving on and marrying Claudius, my departed's brother. Also, Hamlet seems to be especially upset about this whole thing.
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet You know what you're right. I have NO reason to be "upset!" Ugh, NONE of you can understand how I feel!
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    You know, I wish I could just end it all. I wouldn't have to deal with all this stuff about my mom remarrying to that jerk Claudius, but suicide is a sin, so, no. Gah! I hate everything!
    6 hours ago ·
      • Horatio
        Horatio Umm, Hamlet? You know how your dad died? Well, I kind of saw his ghost on the watchtower last night. Creepy. But I think it was trying to say something, so you should meet us on the tower tonight, k?
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Wait, armed? Something's wrong. He wasn't armed when he died. Alright, I'll see you tonight.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    So, what gives? You're just kind of...here? How? Why?
    6 hours ago ·
      • King Hamlet
        King Hamlet Look, I'm here because I'm stuck in Purgatory since I was killed before I could confess my sins. BTW, Claudius is totally the one who killed me.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Wait, seriously?
        6 hours ago
      • King Hamlet
        King Hamlet Yeah. He killed me so he could take the throne and marry your mom. Poured poison right in my ear, really quite foul.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Those rats! I'll get them for this! But I'm going to need a detailed, meticulous, convoluted plan...
        6 hours ago
      • King Hamlet
        King Hamlet Alright, cool, just leave your mom alone. She'll have to answer to God.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Fine! Even if it kills me, I will avenge you! Eventually...
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    Lol! I just finished messing with Polonius. Managed to convince him and the others I'm insane. For such a smart guy, he's a pretty stupid.
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Still, I'm stuck here in Denmark, having to deal with all of these fools and my father's vengeance. Really, I just wish I could go back to Wittenberg. Still, I'll wait 'till I know for sure.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    There it is! I set the trap, and he's caught in it. Now I know for sure that he did kill my father. Now all I have to do is wait...more.
    6 hours ago ·
  • Hamlet
    Ugh! How dare! I'm sick of people trying to manipulate me! If Rosencrantz and Guildenstern think they can play ME, they're in for a rude awakening. In the meantime, I'm going to pay my mother a visit.
    6 hours ago ·
  • Hamlet
    I had him! I HAD him! Oh, so close to sweet revenge! Still, if I killed him while he was praying, this whole thing would've been pointless. Totally not an excuse. 100% serious. I'll just...put it off.
    6 hours ago ·
  • Laertes
    Hey Hamlet. So, have you seen my dad anywhere?
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Oh, jee, yeah, I have no idea AT ALL where your father may or may not be. o_o
        6 hours ago
      • Laertes
        Laertes Okay, well, let me know if your hear anything.
        6 hours ago
      • Samuel Pickwick
        Samuel Pickwick *I* was the one Magnus wanted to kill for being caught in his fiancée's bedroom with all my clothes on except for my nightcap, not you! You weren't even there!
        6 hours ago
      • Laertes
        Laertes What?
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    He must never know. I may have had sharp words with my mother, but his untimely death was not meant to be. Really, I just thought it was that rat Claudius and... lashed out irrationally.
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Really though, my mother needed to hear my sharp words. I mean, she got into it with my uncle less than a month after his death, which she totally knew about.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet I may have been too rough with her, which is why the ghost of my father appeared to stop me. Still, I needed her to believe me. I had to do it.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    Well, here I am, about to be sent off to England. Claudius STILL isn't dead and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are about to escort me to what I'm assuming is my death.
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Yet, Fortinbras and his toy soldiers are going to fight to the death in a war that they don't believe in for a tiny piece of land. Meanwhile, I've had every opportunity to kill Claudius. He's not dead
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet You know what? I'm done. I'm through with delaying what must be done. The next time I see Claudius, he's a dead man. But first, I have to take care of those two.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    So, my first day back after several days on a bloody pirate ship, and the first guy I have to deal with other than Horatio is this insufferable gravedigger. Thinks he's pretty funny. He's really not.
    6 hours ago ·
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      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Mortality's pretty neat. We're all born, we grow, we live, and then we die. Kings, peasants, even clowns like Yorick - we all end up as worm food eventually
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    Curse everything! I didn't know this would happen. I couldn't have known. Why Ophelia? Why did she have to die?! That jerk Laertes pretends to love her more than me, but I loved her far more!
    6 hours ago ·
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet And now she's gone. Well, that's one more life to avenge. Now my course is more than certain.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    I sure showed Rosencrantz and Guildenstern! I managed to change the orders they carried to England. Now they go to THEIR deaths. Still, they earned their fates as soon as they betrayed my trust.
    6 hours ago ·
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      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Now this idiot Osric shows up with a challenge from Laertes? Ha! I'm WAY better with a sword than he is. I've got this. I'll win this duel and then finally exact my revenge.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet This Fencing match is almost certainly a trap. Still, I'm okay with that. The only thing that changes how we die is whether or not we're ready for it. I'm ready.
        6 hours ago
  • Hamlet
    Laertes, I'm really sorry. I killed your dad, I sort of killed your sister, and now we're here. No hard feelings. Except...the sword was poisoned. The one you just cut me with. Well...
    6 hours ago ·
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      • Hamlet
        Hamlet No point in being cautious now. Everyone dies! First, a slash for Laertes, and now, I take my revenge. Drink up, Uncle dearest.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet Alright. Claudius is dead. I apologized to Laertes. Yeah, I'm dying now. Horatio, tell our story. Don't let anyone be as bloody stupid as we were.
        6 hours ago
      • Hamlet
        Hamlet blehh...
        6 hours ago
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