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Jahaira M. DeAlto
05 July 2012
Long as I got King Jesus, I don't need nobody else.
2 hours ago
Too bad Jesus didn't bless you with a few more butts in the seats when The Beaver opened.
1 hour ago
Right, like you're over there polishing your Oscar for Beloved. Now move.
47 minutes ago
Kind of sad watching you two go at it, especially since my trilogy was the real lethal weapon...to both of your careers.
38 minutes ago
Did your sixth sense reveal to you that your ex-wife's kneecaps would get more press than your entire run in Hollywood?
22 minutes ago
Haley Joel Osment
I see unemployed people.
4 minutes ago
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