• J.K. Rowling
    has decided to write even MORE Harry Potter books. Yay! Go me! Can I get a Whoop-Whoop?
    3 hours ago ยท
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter Dislike!
        3 hours ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger Really, Jo?! Seriously?!
        3 hours ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley FML!
        3 hours ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape :-(
        3 hours ago
      • Lord Voldemort
        Lord Voldemort Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with this? LOLZ!
        3 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling Sorry guys. Had to do it. The publishers made me an offer I couldn't refuse!
        2 hours ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter But you don't need the money! You've got more coin than The Royal Family! You could spend five million pounds a year for the next four decades and STILL have a fortune left!
        2 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling Well, your adoring fanbase keeps asking me to write more...
        2 hours ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger It's what's commonly known as the "withdrawl" stage of fandom. Save for a sad few, most will adapt, accept and move on like any other loss. You told our story and ended it beautifully. It's over.
        2 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling But I have this great, new idea! Not prequels or sequels but In-Between-quels! A set of five MORE books on what Harry, Ron and Hermione did during the summers in between their Hogwarts years!
        2 hours ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley Worst. Idea. Ever. Have you been drinking your Butterbeer without the Butter, you stupid twit?
        2 hours ago
      • Rubeus Hagrid
        Rubeus Hagrid Not to get off-topic, but I just baked a Hippogriff Manure cake. Anybody want a slice? It's hot and fresh!
        2 hours ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape :-S
        2 hours ago
      • Sirius
        Sirius "Padfoot" Black That's not off-topic, Hagrid. J.K.s new idea is also a big steaming pile!
        2 hours ago
      • Lord Voldemort
        Lord Voldemort Why y'all gotta be like that? This has potential! Don't hate on Jo, yo! Show our creator some RE-spect!
        2 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling Actually, Voldie, you won't be in this new set of books.
        2 hours ago
      • Lord Voldemort
        Lord Voldemort OMFG I HATE U! DIE! DIE LIKE A SEA-MONKEY!!!
        2 hours ago
      • Albus Dumbledore
        Albus Dumbledore Thanks but no thanks, Rowling. I think I'm gonna sit this one out, too.
        2 hours ago
      • The OTHER Albus Dumbledore
        The OTHER Albus Dumbledore Right there with ya, man!
        2 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling I knew this was going to be an uphill battle, but now I feel like I'm climbing Mount Everest!
        2 hours ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer Hiiiii guysssss! ;)
        2 hours ago
      • Cedric Diggory
        Cedric Diggory AHHH! A DEMON! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!
        2 hours ago
      • Neville Longbottom
        Neville Longbottom ROTF @ Cedric!
        2 hours ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer Hey Edward!
        2 hours ago
      • Cedric Diggory
        Cedric Diggory B***h, Imma kill you if you call me that name ONE more time! Do I look like an Emo Tinkerbell to you?!?
        2 hours ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer Sorry. My bad! Tee-hee! ;) Hey Jo, did you tell them all the great news?
        2 hours ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling Um... well... not yet...
        2 hours ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger WHAT great news?
        2 hours ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer I'm going to write more Twilight books!
        1 hour ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter WHAT?!
        1 hour ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger NO!
        1 hour ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape >:-(
        1 hour ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer The first one will be the whole saga rewritten from Edward Cullen's point of view. The second book will be from Jacob's viewpoint. And so on with ALL the characters! I could write forever!
        1 hour ago
      • Rubeus Hagrid
        Rubeus Hagrid Blimey! This is worse than the time I woke up in Hogsmeade wearing Filch's underpants... on my face!
        1 hour ago
      • Luna Lovegood
        Luna Lovegood I love Twilight! It's a pretty story. I also like porcupine pillows and eating onion-daffodils.
        1 hour ago
      • Stephenie Meyer
        Stephenie Meyer It's SO kewl! I'll crank out a book a year and get paid for telling the same story that insecure girls everywhere love because they think I'm writing about them. Isn't writing is the bestest? PEACE!
        1 hour ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley I think... I may vomit...
        1 hour ago
      • Sirius
        Sirius "Padfoot" Black Better stock up on Barf Bags now, Ron... before the shortage hits.
        1 hour ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter Seriously... what is going on here?! Everyone's... well... *writing* again. I don't understand.
        1 hour ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger My God! It's so obvious now, I can't believe I didn't put it together! Stephenie Meyer is J.K. Rowling's own personal Voldemort!
        1 hour ago
      • Lord Voldemort
        Lord Voldemort Well, of course! I mean, we *are* both Mormons, we like to bake, and ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME?!? SHE IS **NOTHING** LIKE ME!!!
        1 hour ago
      • J.K Rowling
        J.K Rowling No, Hermione's right. Twilight is her poison, and she will regurgitate it over and over until it destroys the minds of all young people throughout the world. Until they will never want to read again.
        1 hour ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter So *that's* why you want to write more books about us, isn't it? To battle literary evil with literary good!
        1 hour ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley "...for neither can live while the other survives".
        1 hour ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape :-O
        1 hour ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger Ron! You paid attention! :)
        1 hour ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley Weasley Is The King!
        58 minutes ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling I am SO sorry, everyone! I wish I could let you all go, but I don't know what else to do! I'm at the end of my rope! I don't want my years of writing and the joy of a generation to fall apart!
        55 minutes ago
      • Albus Dumbledore
        Albus Dumbledore That's not gonna happen. Not on my watch.
        52 minutes ago
      • The OTHER Albus Dumbledore
        The OTHER Albus Dumbledore Or mine!
        51 minutes ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter Or mine! You have my wand!
        50 minutes ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger And my books!
        49 minutes ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley And my slugs!
        48 minutes ago
      • Gandalf The Grey
        Gandalf The Grey Wow. Deja Vu moment... one that borders on copyright infringement. j/k J.K. (I always wanted to say that!)
        45 Middle Earth minutes ago
      • Sirius
        Sirius "Padfoot" Black You may have started this war of words, milady, but we're going to finish it together. We're all in!
        41 minutes ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling I'm actually crying over here! You have no idea how wonderful it is to have friends like you... imaginary or real! I love you all!
        38 minutes ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape :-*
        37 minutes ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter I have an idea! One that isn't a prequel or a knock-off or a cheat! It will be the most amazing thing you've ever done!
        35 minutes ago
      • J.K. Rowling
        J.K. Rowling I love it when my characters speak to me! What is it, Harry? What's your idea?!
        34 minutes ago
      • Hermione Granger
        Hermione Granger Harry, not here! Too many prying eyes! Let's all click over to the ChatRoom Of Requirement!
        33 minutes ago
      • Harry Potter
        Harry Potter Right! Good idea! Let's go!
        32 minutes ago
      • Ron Weasley
        Ron Weasley Be there in a flash! Lemme text the fam and let them know what's up!
        31 minutes ago
      • Percy Jackson
        Percy Jackson Hey guys. Whatcha doin'?
        22 minutes ago
      • Percy Jackson
        Percy Jackson Anyone still here on this thread? Helloooooo?
        15 minutes ago
      • Percy Jackson
        Percy Jackson You guys all SUCK!
        12 minutes ago
      • Lord Voldemort
        Lord Voldemort "AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
        11 minutes ago
      • Percy Jackson
        Percy Jackson ((THUD))
        11 minutes ago
      • Severus Snape
        Severus Snape :-D
        10 minutes ago
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