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09 January 2017
Pakistan produces far more better quality fast bowlers than India.
6 hours ago
Decade of 90s
WTF! I never invented Time machine, how did you time travel to 1990s? This is 2017 wake up!
Issac Newton said "neither did i"
Daya pata lagao inhone last time cricket match kab dekha tha?
Daya quits job
Your "quality fast bowlers" failed to get a win for Pakistan in Australia (bowler friendly pitch) since 1999.
Imran Khan deactivated
May you produce more such bowlers so that i could reach to 20k runs as soon as possible.
Rohit Sharma likes this
^No you won't be the fastest to reach there.
Pakistani bowlers like this
^So you are saying they have a good bowling line up?
Imran khan likes this
^No of course not, I mean India and Pakistan are not going to play together.. Ehh Lucky me! Thanks BCCI
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The last time you produced quality bowlers, Dhoni was struggling in Domestic Cricket. And later your bowlers helped him scoring his 1st hundred. Pakistan will go penniless one day.
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England Cricket Team
We scored 444, the highest score in ODI against Men in green, Pakistan? Or we are colour blind? Please confirm.
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Navjot Singh Siddhu
Your bowlers are like mini skirts, they reveal (your flaws) more than they hide.
Mallika Sherawat likes this
^ Paaji mujhe wo Pakistan wala match yaad aa gaya.. Jisme aapko Zero pe out kiya tha.. Mere ko bilkul pasand nahi aaya.
Rajesh Arora likes this
I am also a Pakistani bowler, i helped Pakistan winning many times. Ignore the chucking. I also made Sachin Retire.
Mohammad Ashraful likes this
^Ehh! Indians chuck only when they need to get mango from the tree.
Galli ke bacche likes this
I have a dream of scoring 300 in ODIs and 400 in Test. If BCCI agrees to play a series against Pakistan this February, i will make a comeback :D
Pakistani bowlers announced retirement
^Poor Indians are struggling to get 100s. Modi ji ruined India.
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