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09 January 2017
Nah! Do you think i will retire because of pressure? If you think so, you probably started watching cricket from yesterday.
6 hours ago
Yeah! How can someone say that, i am not the Indian coach now.
Ganguly takes out iron rode
Pressurizing you to step down as captain is like asking Lord Krishna to leave the battlefield of Mahabharat, thinking it will help Pandvas.
Arjuna (Virat Kohli) likes this
THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW MR.DHONI, WHO WAS PRESSURIZING YOU TO STEP DOWN?????
Mic blown up
Bhai thodi dheere bolo, Tu bol Facebook pe raha hai.. Teri aawaz Twitter tak aa rahi hai.. Bacche tweet kar rahe hai waha disturbance hota hai.
Tweeter Addicts likes this
What do you mean by you are not retiring because of pressure? We media put so much effort to make players uncomfortable and ruin their image and you are saying this? Not fair!
As a society we are ashamed
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Fairness likes this
Har din ek mein se do captain pressure ki wajah se retirement le lete hai..
Maths teacher committed hari kari
Thank you Dhoni for not giving me the last over of 2007 T20 WC or i would be a DSP in Punjab right now.
Sreesanth grabs popcorn
^ I would prefer to be a DSP instead of judging thousands of jobless people in a show.
Harbhajan shouted "Tu Roadie banega?"
Will you coach Mumbai Indians in near future? I want my team to learn how to handle burden.
Anant Ambani likes this
^No please, I want strike.. I want to bat.
Non Striker likes this
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