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07 January 2017
Pandya can be selected for Test, but not me for ODI/T20I? Selectors ka nasha utar gaya kya?
6 hours ago
Apne ko bhi lena tha na.. Tu Paani leke jaata, mai towel leke aata.
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^Hey Sree, Sir Jadeja can get you in team, i will talk to Gokuldham Premier League teams.
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Virat Kohli bewafaa hai..
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Even i am surprised why didn't they select you :/ India will play 2nd ODI in cuttack, what if the crowd starts throwing bottle again? who will collect them?
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Ashwin is selected again. It is clear now Selectors, pitch curator, Mother teresa, Baba Ramdev and Hillary Clinton helping him in taking wickets.
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Even Nehra Ji is back in the team, wish i was born in Pakistan. I could have easily got chance there as a wicket keeper.
Akmal drops his point
Yuvraj didn't gift me a kurta in his wedding, why is he in the team? Dhoni will be penniless if this happened again.
^Dad i gifted you a car, a bungalow, an aeroplane, 5000 jeans and 200 pairs of shoes.
Ambani likes this
^See you admitted you didn't gift me a kurta.. Selfish..
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School going kid
I have a question, can i ask here?
Alia bhatt takes out her textbook
^Before you ask anything, let me tell you ALL THREE RESULTS ARE POSSIBLE.
kid left school
Why Binny isn't in team? More water. More pee to throw on Bani. Looks like selectors are ISI agent.
Selectors said "tu bahar mil"
Just because binny can't buy watter bottle because of no change of 2000 rupees, he was ruled out of the team. What's the deal modi ji?
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Just added Stuart Binny as friend, don't judge me.
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