• Shantanu --> Vasu
    Sir, I humbly ask for your daughter Satyavati's hand in marriage. #FingersCrossed
    ·
    • Vasu likes this.
      • Vasu
        Vasu You seem like a nice guy...tell me, anything about you that I should be worried about? Anything in your past?
        8:31 AM
      • Shantanu
        Shantanu Well, my ex-wife Ganga ran away after drowning seven of my kids...but besides that, I'm a normal guy!
        9:44 AM
      • Satyavati
        Satyavati ...umm hooooly crap. That's the last time I use DesiMatrimony.com
        9:46 AM
      • Vasu
        Vasu If I give you my daughter, you gotta do something for me...
        9:47 AM
      • Shantanu
        Shantanu I'll do ANYTHING!
        10:01 AM
      • Vasu
        Vasu My future grandson is the heir to the throne, no questions asked.
        10:15 AM
      • Shantanu
        Shantanu Consider it done.
        10:16 AM
      • Vasu
        Vasu How do I know you will keep this promise?
        11:13 AM
      • Shantanu
        Shantanu My son @Devavrata will remain celibate. How's that?
        12:15 PM
      • Devavrata
        Devavrata -___- WTF DAD.
        1:12 PM
      • Vasu
        Vasu ^^LMAO. Welcome to the fam!
        1:15 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Bhishma attended Kashi Swayamvara. ·
  • Amba --> Shalva
    Love youu soooo much :)
    ·
    • Amba likes this.
      • Shalva
        Shalva ...tried calling u this weekend, where were you?
        1:13 PM
      • Amba
        Amba omg i'm sooo sorry about that. Was with @Bhishma, but NOTHING happened, trust me.
        4:15 PM
      • Shalva
        Shalva You steppin' out on me like that? with THAT fool?
        4:18 PM
      • Amba
        Amba I SWEAR babe, he means nothing to me! He can't even get it up...
        4:44 PM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma DAMNIT YES I CAN...
        5:01 PM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma MY DAD SAID I CAN'T DO IT...
        5:07 PM
      • Shalva
        Shalva ROFL enjoy your life with that fool. I'm done witchu. #Trick
        6:11 PM
      • Amba
        Amba @Bhishma AKJHSDFIUDSHF I HATE YOUR GUTS, I HOPE YOU DIE A VIOLENT DEATH. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, VIRGINBOY.
        6:15 PM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma @HastinapuraPolice ^^^^
        6:16 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Satyavati attended Vichitravirya's Funeral. ·
  • Bhishma
    Vyasa's hobo-lookin' ass knocks up multiple women...and I'm the 40 year-old virgin. FML.
    ·
    • Vyasa and Amba likes this.
      • Vyasa
        Vyasa LMAOOOOO #HiHater
        6:14 PM
      • Ambika
        Ambika Gross. And he gave me a blind son. Thanks @Satyavati...
        8:31 PM
      • Ambalika
        Ambalika I need to take another shower...
        9:14 PM
      • Satyavati
        Satyavati Ah that's no good. Give him another shot, girls! How about tonight? Vyasa, wear some deodorant this time.
        9:16 PM
      • Ambika
        Ambika HEEEEEEELLL NO. Hey Vyasa, have you ever met our maid? Heard she's got a thang for you...
        9:18 PM
      • Vyasa
        Vyasa Oh werdd? #IGotTheMagicStick
        9:24 PM
      • Maid
        Maid :)
        9:33 PM
      • Vyasa
        Vyasa Sup shawwwwty ;) Come over tonight!
        10:15 PM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma Barf.
        10:16 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Bhishma likes 101 Ways To Make Love Without Having Sex.
  • Dhritarashtra
    esritghu7q384897;lsdklv^&*sdvklng sdjkfg4nvb-eqw"'32o99
    ·
    • Dhritarashtra likes this.
      • Vidura
        Vidura ...and that's why he shouldn't be king.
        7:15 AM
  • Pandu is in a relationship with Kunti.
    ·
  • Pandu is in a relationship with Madri.
    ·
  • Dhritarashtra is in a relationship with Gandhari.
    ·
  • Pandu
    Nothing like a trip to the forest to relax and clear your head. Plus, I shot my first deer! #Hunting
    ·
    • Dhritarashtra likes this.
      • Kindama
        Kindama ...that wasn't a deer, that was ME, you bloody idiot.
        4:14 AM
      • Pandu
        Pandu Oh sh*t...
        8:15 AM
      • Kindama
        Kindama Your next sexual act will result in your death. #Biatch
        9:46 AM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma Welcome to the club!
        1:12 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Kunti attended Pandu's Retirement Party. ·
  • Kunti
    Major thanks to @Durvasa for his generous boon. Welcome to the world, little Arjun, Bhim and Yudisthir :)
    ·
      • Vayu
        Vayu Shoutout to Indra & Dharma on the collab #TheClique
        6:45 AM
      • Madri
        Madri Hook a sista up with that boon!
        10:10 AM
      • Kunti
        Kunti Hit my inbox...
        12:00 PM
  • Madri
    TWIN BOYS! :)
    ·
      • Kunti
        Kunti Nakul and Sahadev are sooo cute :)
        8:30 PM
      • Pandu
        Pandu I'm so happy! Let's celebrate tonight if you catch my drift ;)
        8:31 PM
      • Madri
        Madri I'll seee you lataa ;)
        9:00 PM
      • Kindama
        Kindama .....
        9:01 PM
  • Kunti
    RIP Pandu
    ·
    • Vidura likes this.
      • Vidura
        Vidura anddddd RIP Madri.
        8:31 AM
  • Gandhari
    100 SONS!!!!!!!! ...oh and one daughter.
    ·
      • Vidura
        Vidura Ever heard of birth control? #JustSayin
        9:13 AM
      • Gandhari
        Gandhari Can't wait to see all of their cute faces :) Oh wait...ugh.
        10:14 AM
      • Gandhari
        Gandhari Why are all of these wolves howling? Weird.
        10:15 AM
      • Vidura
        Vidura This is a terrible omen. I suggest sending your firstborn to the adoption agency ASAP.
        10:16 AM
      • Gandhari
        Gandhari Never!
        10:41 AM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni The #KauravaKrew is in full effect!
        11:19 AM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Krishna likes Vrindavan Butter Company.
  • Krishna --> Radha
    Hey girl, you on snapchat? ;)
    ·
    • Radha and 3 others likes this.
      • Kalindi
        Kalindi I AM BOO SEND ME SOME PIX :))))
        3:15 AM
      • Kalindi
        Kalindi I PROMISE U BOO U GONNA LOVE WAT U SEE BEEN HITTIN DA GYM AND DOIN YOGA N SH*T LOOKIN RIGHT 4 U DADDY
        3:16 AM
      • Kalindi
        Kalindi AND DA WAY YOU PLAY DAT FLUTE DAMNNNNNNNNN GOT A GIRL ALL EMOSHINAL
        3:17 AM
  • Krishna
    I'm just doing ME. #MusicIsLife
    ·
      • Radha
        Radha so hottttttttt
        8:19 AM
      • Rukmini
        Rukmini marry me xoxoxo
        10:24 AM
      • Kalindi
        Kalindi HEY KRISH I'M KALINDI 23 WITH MY OWN JOB OWN CAR INDEPENDENT AND STRONG LOOKIN FOR A MAN TO TAKE CARE OF ME HOLLA AT ME BOO
        11:15 AM
      • Radha
        Radha Back off ladiez, he's MINE :)
        12:12 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun Take this thirst over to Instagram LMAO
        1:15 PM
  • Yudhisthir
    Proud to announce that I've been named Crown Prince. Thanks for all the support!
    ·
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan WTF DAD?!?! this is bull...
        8:15 PM
      • Nakul
        Nakul ^^nice moustache LOL
        9:30 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun Proud of you!
        9:41 PM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni this is PREPOSTEROUS!
        9:53 PM
      • Bhim
        Bhim mannnn STFU Shakuni i'll grind your lil ass into a pulp.
        10:10 PM
      • Sahadev
        Sahadev It's the #PandavaMob baby, eff the haters!!!
        10:20 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun LMAOOOOOO
        10:19 PM
  • Shakuni --> Duryodhan
    We MUST do something about these freaking Pandavas.
    ·
    • Dushasan likes this.
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan They must be ELIMINATED. But how?
        7:13 AM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni I have a plan. @Dushasan go get three tons of ghee.
        8:10 AM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan I'm on it! I got your back big bro! LOVE YOU 4 LIFE! Anything you need I'm here!!!! #FamilyFirst
        8:14 AM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan Um thanks Dush
        9:15 AM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan I'm serious bro ANYTHING at all. ANYTHING.
        9:31 AM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni ....the GHEE, Dushasan. smh.
        9:32 AM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan on it!!!!!!!!!
        10:10 AM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Shakuni is now friends with Purochana. ·
  • Vidura --> Arjun
    We've got a problem, hit my inbox...
    ·
    • Arjun likes this.
      • Bhim
        Bhim mmm I smell ghee
        2:15 PM
      • Vidura
        Vidura It's a trap, get out of there!
        2:16 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    The Pandavas attended Panchala Swayamvara. ·
  • Arjun
    Thanks to @Drona for the great training! #Bullseye
    ·
      • Drona
        Drona The BEST student I've ever had!
        6:31 AM
      • Eklavya
        Eklavya ...What about me??
        7:15 AM
      • Drona
        Drona ENOUGH EKLAVYA. JUST FOR THAT OUTBURST, GIVE ME YOUR THUMB.
        8:17 AM
      • Ashwatthama
        Ashwatthama I'm pretty good too, right daddy?!
        9:19 AM
      • Drona
        Drona GO TO YOUR ROOM ASH, YOU ARE GROUNDED.
        11:15 AM
      • Kunti
        Kunti What a great shot! What prize did u win for it? Share it with your brothers!!
        12:31 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun -____- damnit...
        12:33 PM
  • Everybody is in a relationship with Draupadi.
    ·
      • Vidura
        Vidura awkwarddd...
        1:19 PM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan #YouzAHoe
        2:33 PM
      • Bhim
        Bhim Shut your mouth DUSHbag...I'm gonna take my size 15 Bata chapals and shove 'em so far up your ass, you're gonna taste my athlete's foot you punkass b*tch
        3:15 PM
      • Nakul
        Nakul LMAOOOOOOOOO holy mother of god
        4:11 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Bhim likes Gold's Gym - Hastinapura.
  • Yudhisthir
    Pleased to announce that we are building a new capital at Indraprastha! #ItsANewDay
    ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Yudhisthir attended Rajasuya Yagna. ·
  • Arjun is in a relationship with Subhadra.
    ·
  • Arjun --> Duryodhan
    We've had our differences over the years, but at the end of the day we still fam. We'd love if y'all came to see the new palace at Indraprastha.
    ·
    • Yudhisthir likes this.
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan sure, we'll be there.
        9:14 AM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan Road trip with the big bro!!! Need anything for the trip? I GOT YOU, anything you need...ever. Love you.
        9:44 AM
      • Bhim
        Bhim ^^ Get a room
        10:10 AM
  • Duryodhan
    Phone is broken. Hit my email if you need me.
    ·
    • Dushasan likes this.
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan omg what happened bro?!?!? wanna borrow my phone?? or I can go get a new one for u???
        7:14 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan Relax you weirdo, I fell into a f*cking pond at Indraprastha.
        8:19 PM
      • Draupadi
        Draupadi HAHAHAHAHAHA you dumbass. Didn't see the pond? Like father, like son...
        8:20 PM
      • Sahadev
        Sahadev #GotEm
        6 hours ago
      • Dhritarashtra
        Dhritarashtra nfudcuju4448jsdfh73^# jksdhfiush3
        9:15 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan You disrespectful b*tch, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
        9:39 PM
      • Nakul
        Nakul ^^ yo nice 'stache bro LOL
        9:41 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Yudhisthir likes Indraprastha Casino.
  • Shakuni
    Dice game at the palace tonight - 9 PM.
    ·
    • Duryodhan likes this.
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir i'll play!
        1:15 PM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni Eh i dunno...
        1:16 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir Oh c'mon!
        1:18 PM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni Seems you are an amateur...
        1:20 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir Amateur? HA! I'll bet anything - you name it.
        1:26 PM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni Every rupee you own goes in the pot...or are you scared of a feeble old man?
        1:30 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir Deal.
        1:31 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir I'll even throw in my brother's for good measure.
        1:32 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun ....ummmm
        1:32 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir and my wife...and myself...sh*t, I'm all in!!!!!!!!
        1:33 PM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir WHAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!
        1:33 PM
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni LOL we have a deal! See you tonight.
        1:45 PM
  • Gamblers Anonymous --> Yudisthir
    Have a gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLERS today!
    ·
  • Duryodhan
    A hearty thanks to Yudhisthir for destroying his family. The #KauravaKrew reigns SUPREME!!! BE GONE YOU PANDAVA PANSIES, I'LL SEE YOU IN 13 YEARS LMAO. #ImTheKing #BowDown
    ·
      • Shakuni
        Shakuni Hey @Yudhisthir, those dice felt awfully heavy, didn't they? ;)
        4:15 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan And your main lady @Draupadi is now our slave! @Dushasan take off her sari and humiliate her!!!
        4:19 PM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan on it, big bro!!! you rock!! thank you soo much for this opportunity, I appreciate it bro!!!!! Love u
        4:20 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan smh JUST DO IT ALREADY
        4:21 PM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan Ummm big bro, I can't seem to take it off...
        4:33 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan MORON. Who are you, Bhishma?
        4:35 PM
      • Bhishma
        Bhishma I KNOW HOW TO DO IT, MY DAD SAID I COULDN'T...ugh nvm.
        4:35 PM
      • Krishna
        Krishna @Draupadi I got your back. The #PandavaMob will be back, count on that!
        4:37 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Kunti attended Pandava Going Away Party. ·
  • Bhim
    Just linked up with the homie Hanuman. Much respect to you, brother.
    ·
    • Hanuman likes this.
      • Hanuman
        Hanuman Best of luck on your journey!
        6:16 PM
  • Arjun
    Year 13 of the exile is approaching, we have to change our identities! @Yudhisthir @Bhim @Nakul @Sahadev
    ·
    • Kanka likes this.
      • Kanka
        Kanka I am now Kanka the dice player.
        4:16 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun hopefully you play a lil better this time smh...
        5:18 PM
      • Vallabh
        Vallabh The artist formerly known as Bhim will be Vallabh the cook...
        5:22 PM
      • Granthika
        Granthika No more Nakul - I'm Granthika the stableboy.
        5:35 PM
      • Arishtanemi
        Arishtanemi Just call me Arishtanemi the cowherd.
        5:41 PM
      • Brihannala
        Brihannala I guess I'll be Brihannala the dance teacher...
        6:10 PM
      • Vallabh
        Vallabh ^^ LOL have fun prettyboy :)
        6:11 PM
      • Kanka
        Kanka One more year, fellas. Stay strong and the #PandavaMob will be BACK!
        6:13 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Kanka is now friends with Virata. ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Abhimanyu is now friends with Uttara. ·
  • Yudhisthir
    Guess who's baaaaaack?!!?! #PandavaMob
    ·
    • 91,342 others likes this.
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir @Duryodhan we have fulfilled the terms of our agreement. Please return our part of the kingdom.
        8:15 AM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan NO.
        8:19 AM
      • Yudhisthir
        Yudhisthir It's like that, huh?
        9:10 AM
      • Krishna
        Krishna @Yudhisthir there's only one way to get it all back...
        9:22 AM
  • Yudhisthir
    THIS. MEANS. WAAAAAAR.
    ·
      • Bhim
        Bhim PANDAVA MOB all day bruh. Hey @Dushasan, I'm coming for your b*tchass, don't wet yourself.
        4:00 PM
      • Dushasan
        Dushasan I'm RIGHT HERE! (@Duryodhan help me bhaiya!)
        4:19 PM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan KAURAVA KREW!!!!!!!!!! #WeAintNeverScared
        4:33 PM
      • Nakul
        Nakul @Duryodhan can't wait to slice off those pubes above your lip with my sword.
        5:01 PM
      • Balaram
        Balaram This behavior is utterly reprehensible. I'm out...
        5:15 PM
      • Arjun
        Arjun Enough with the sh*t talking...we will settle this at Kurukshetra.
        5:19 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    The City of Mathura likes The Pandavas.
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    The City of Panchala likes The Pandavas.
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    The Kingdom of Anga likes The Kauravas.
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    The Kambojas likes The Kauravas.
  • Arjun
    This ain't right. How do I kill my OWN flesh and blood on the other side of the battle field? #Help
    ·
    • Krishna likes this.
      • Krishna
        Krishna Hit my cell. We'll talk this out...
        4:15 AM
      • Arjun
        Arjun Thanks bro I'll hit you in a sec...
        5:19 AM
  • Arjun --> Krishna
    Can't thank you enough for your amazing advice!!
    ·
    • Krishna likes this.
      • Arjun
        Arjun But dang you used up all of my minutes for the month!!!!
        6:31 AM
      • Krishna
        Krishna I'm always here. I must admit, that was some pretty good advice!
        8:15 AM
      • Arjun
        Arjun You should write a book or something! LOL
        8:19 AM
      • Krishna
        Krishna Now let's get this W!
        8:20 AM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Arjun likes RIP Abhimanyu.
  • Bhim
    Just performed OPEN HEART SURGERY on Dushasan. #WhoGotNext?
    ·
  • Arjun --> Jayadratha
    In honor of my beloved Abhimanyu, I'm coming for your head!!!
    ·
  • Arjun --> Karna
    Alas, we meet again. You're a DEAD MAN.
    ·
    • Karna likes this.
      • Karna
        Karna I've been waiting years for this moment. BRING IT.
        9:52 AM
      • Karna
        Karna Timeout, my chariot is stuck in the mud...
        10:01 AM
      • Krishna
        Krishna Show no mercy to the man who has shown nothing but disrepect to the Pandava clan.
        10:44 AM
      • Arjun
        Arjun Hey Karna, say hello to my little friend Anjalika. #BOOM
        11:12 AM
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
        1:30 PM
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Duryodhan attended Karna's Funeral. ·
  • Sahadev
    Hey Shakuni, wanna play another dice game? Oh wait, YOU DEAD FOO.
    ·
  • Yudisthir --> Duryodhan
    We've got you cornered. I'll cut a deal with you...pick one of us to fight against with the weapon of your choice. If you win, the war is over: the Kauravas will be victorious. Simple as that.
    ·
    • Duryodhan likes this.
      • Duryodhan
        Duryodhan Fine...I pick @Bhim...and will slay him with my mace!!!
        8:19 AM
      • Nakul
        Nakul HAHAHA this is too easy...
        8:45 AM
      • Arjun
        Arjun let me get this straight: we're trying to be fair and you pick the 6'5'' 275 lb. brotha? Got it.
        8:52 AM
      • Draupadi
        Draupadi Good luck @Bhim. Remember what he did to me...
        8:55 AM
      • Bhim
        Bhim AKJFUIASDHFUIDHF AHHHHHHH!H!@!!U@IUHQIU#H$
        9:01 AM
      • Yudishtir
        Yudishtir ^^ see what you unleashed, @Duryodhan? Let's GO!!!!
        9:03
  • Krishna
    Ladies and gentlemen: The war at Kurukshetra is offically OVER!
    ·
  • RECENT ACTIVITY
    Yudisthir attended Ashwamedha Yagna. ·
  • Yudisthir
    Headed to heaven with the bros. Goodbye world. It's been real.
    ·
    • 1,256,930 people likes this.
      • Nakul
        Nakul Man I hope they have ZeeTV up there...
        6:31 AM
      • Bhim
        Bhim and a gym, I haven't lifted in MONTHS...
        7:15 AM
      • Krishna
        Krishna Got 13 years of snapchatting to make up for, I'll see y'all lata!
        8:19 AM
      • Arjun
        Arjun lol some thing NEVER change. #PandavaMob baby!
        9:00 AM

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