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14 March 2017
Guys its time to put our foot on accelerator and take the lead. Say "Jai Mata Di" and make sure you don't look up.
6 hours ago
Ishant Sharma, Anil Kumble
Hey stop taunting.. I have already apologized for what i have done. Make sure you use chewing gum to keep your mouth busy, instead of sledging.
Faf Du Plessis
^Wait! Chewing gum??? Now why did you taunt me? Can't you just shut up and do your work?
Shahid Afridi and Ball
^Guys you can countinue your taunt game without including me in it. Why did you mention work there?
IT HURTS BRUH!
The match is in Ranchi.. Make sure you guys finish things off in style.
Virat just in case you need any help.. Dial my number anytime you want and i will dial Australians number which will definitely make them out of coverage area.
Australia be like, HUM NAHI KHEL RAHE
Indians are making pitches so bad that even Humshakals movie would look good in comparison to it.
Sajid Khan likes this with tears of joy
^If you think Indian pitches are worst, you should watch our reporting. Thank us later.
Blow to Aussie fans
Virat you are not a batsman everyone thinks you are. You are just overrated!
Too much fun!
^Says a guy who thinks Kazakhstan is not a country but a Pokemon.
Runs away like Usain Bolt
^Taane sirf snakes Joyiye chhe? Bas itni si baat.. I will get you dinner too.
Gujarati people like this
Not us but India is under pressure. We will get the whole snake this time.
Smith likes this
^Lyon don't get Jadeja wrong, he means he will get you "SNACKS", actually we Gujarati pronounce Snacks as Snakes, sometimes or maybe most of the times.
ASLI GUJJU LIKE THOKO
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